Do you by any chance also like South Park, friend? Well of course you do! Watching South Park is almost as great as listening to Celine Dion over a hot bowl of Kraft Dinner. We take kindly to your types around here, so why don’t you make yourself at home? Because we’re gonna be checking out some of the best custom South Park Minecraft skins you can download & start using right away. So come on down and meet some friends of mine!
1. Eric Cartman
Check Out This Skin Are you sick of your authoritah going unrespected? Do you feel a persistent urge to boo Wendy Testaburger at every opportunity? Have you ever been involved in a police chase at Casa Bonita? Meet Eric Cartman: a 10 year old boy from Colorado who also happens to be one of the most profoundly malevolent and disturbed minds of our time. If any of the above applies to you, then firstly, seek help. And secondly, consider this skin! It’s perfect for hatching schemes, plotting revenge, and being generally evil to everyone (or every mob) you encounter.
2. Kyle Broflovski
Check Out This Skin Kyle has been one of the smarter and more level-headed citizens of South Park for pretty much his entire life – thus placing him starkly opposed to many of his friends and neighbors in almost all matters. Here’s a skin that would be great for trying your best to ignore an antagonist’s negativity and do the right thing, while weighing your righteous indignation against your constant reluctance to get more deeply involved in the absurdity unfolding all around you… Doesn’t that sound like fun? Oh, and you get the green hat too.
3. Stan Marsh
Check Out This Skin Stan Marsh is a thoughtful, sensitive, introspective young man who’s living in a ridiculous, devolving world that never ceases to disappoint him. The long-running theme of his diminishing innocence could arguably position him as the main character of the show, given how many of the episodes delve into his growing pains and disillusionment. Generally being the most emotional of the boys, Stan is often the first to become withdrawn when faced with the insanity that frequently befalls South Park. Knowing this, it explains a lot about how he became the frontman of the heaviest metal band in town, as well as his brief stint with the Goth kids. This is a great skin for trying your best to hold onto some sense of normalcy… or just for trying to look normal in a game of Minecraft.
4. Kenny McCormick
Check Out This Skin Ah, Kenny. A boy of few words and many, many deaths. But he’s also much more than the poorest kid in South Park… That said, he is definitely the poorest kid in South Park, though. Cartman paid me twenty bucks to put that in here – sorry Kenny. In spite of his love of profanity, the frequent mockery of his socioeconomic status, and his constant gruesome deaths, Kenny somehow remains surprisingly sweet, loyal, and pure of heart throughout the series. In fact, he often displays an innocence and morality far beyond those of his classmates and friends. If it’s true that the good die young, Kenny is probably the best person ever. This could also be an ideal skin if your mic is broken and none of your friends can understand what you’re saying.
5. Leopold “Butters” Stotch
Check Out This Skin For a long time, it seemed like Butters was truly the kindest person in all of South Park. The crazy thing is, even though he eventually snapped and formed a supervillainous evil genius alter-ego that has attempted to destroy the world multiple times over… he’s still probably in the top 3 for “kindest of all time”. It’s a pretty low bar. All Butters has ever really wanted out of life is to have fun and play around with his pals. Which makes this skin perfect for doing just about anything in Minecraft, even if he does prefer Hello Kitty: Island Adventure.
6. Tweek Tweak
Check Out This Skin We’ve all been anxious at one time or another. Few of us, though, have spent our entire lives on the razor’s edge of complete mental collapse – as is the case with young Tweek, unquestionably South Park’s most neurotic and uneasy resident. Why is Tweek so high strung, you ask? Well, it could just be the nature of South Park that gets to him. Some pretty wild stuff does tend to happen there. Or it could be that he’s a fourth grade kid that’s fed a steady diet of coffee by his parents. That certainly wouldn’t help his nerves. Oh, also, his parents drug the coffee with amphetamines. I guess we’ll never know for sure! Regardless of the underlying causes, this Tweek skin could be great for staying extremely alert in times where heightened vigilance may help.
7. PC Principal
Check Out This Skin As one of the newer faces in South Park, PC Principal is a no-nonsense goatee enthusiast with a serious passion for social justice. And he’s made it his mission to educate and civilize not just South Park Elementary, but the whole town. It’s also worth noting that PC Principal is one of the few people capable of momentarily bringing Eric Cartman to heel – very impressive. So this rare and powerful skin would be ideal for defending marginalized persons, modeling wraparound sunglasses, or secretly raising five very politically correct babies with the help of an extremely strong woman for whom you have the utmost respect.
8. Randy Marsh
Check Out This Skin No matter who you are, or where you live, or what you sell for a living, you need to have Tegridy. Nobody understands this better than America’s idiot father, Randy Marsh. For over twenty years, Randy has reliably found himself on the dumbest, loudest, drunkest side of almost every crazy issue South Park faces – often being directly responsible for much of the chaos and hysteria, if not at least being passionately involved in it. He’s not a bad person, deep down. He’s just selfish, naive, impressionable, impulsive, and really, really stupid. Naturally, he’s a prominent and respected voice within the town. And he’s often looked to for guidance. If you love Randy Marsh and can’t get enough of him, this is a skin you need in your collection. It’s perfect to defeat the Batdad, or to secretly have a career as pop superstar Lorde, ya ya ya. Warning: you may struggle to understand how to tame horses while using this skin
9. Towelie
Check Out This Skin You may have looked at this skin and thought: “hey, that’s just a towel.” …You’re a towel. Widely regarded as the worst characters ever, Towelie will offer nothing to your Minecraft world – aside from minimal moisture absorption and the constant tendency to get a little high, and just sort of wander off. Which easily makes this skin a must-have for anyone who…uh… aw, man. I have no idea what’s going on.
